mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

(Source: baconnnnnnn)

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

Jessica Lange, 1979

(Source: jusquau-bout-de-lennui)

talks:

sometimes i think im too obsessed with my own blog

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

(Source: alexandramm1)

archivealicorn:

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

I was going to be upset then I was amused

(Source: carriefishers)

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

matelotage:

whimsy-cat:

Faerie wing jewelry by Under the Ivy.

gonna buy some of these for my mum

(Source: albrie)

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one